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Jamaica-One Love

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Sartre says,"l'enfer, c'est les autres"  "Hell is other peopl e", and you usually find them at a Las Vegas buffet line, cutting in front of you for their favorite food---Seconds! Hell is in Montego Bay too. I owe my solitude to other people, the hell of humanity. I always have to get my "flak jacket" attitude  to run the guantlet of shrapnel and other indirect low velocity half-baked legendary hustlers in this blatent tourist trap that assaults your senses. At this point, having been there done that, so many times in Jamaica, I am neither engaged or enraged by it all. Everybody's gotta be somewhere and the hustlers are the raft that I can easily abandon, once I cross the flood. After the Deluge  I'll tell you what Marley realized. If you go off into the quiet parts of Jamaica ,  and get very quiet, you'll come to understand that you're connected with everything...and no, you don't  have to do drugs to feel this ---you are drugs...

Jamaica-One Love

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Sartre says,"l'enfer, c'est les autres"  "Hell is other peopl e", and you usually find them at a Las Vegas buffet line, cutting in front of you for their favorite food---Seconds! Hell is in Montego Bay too. I owe my solitude to other people, the hell of humanity. I always have to get my "flak jacket" attitude  to run the guantlet of shrapnel and other indirect low velocity half-baked legendary hustlers in this blatent tourist trap that assaults your senses. At this point, having been there done that, so many times in Jamaica, I am neither engaged or enraged by it all. Everybody's gotta be somewhere and the hustlers are the raft that I can easily abandon, once I cross the flood. After the Deluge  I'll tell you what Marley realized. If you go off into the quiet parts of Jamaica ,  and get very quiet, you'll come to understand that you're connected with everything...and no, you don't  have to do drugs to feel this ---yo...

Key West Alpha Gekkos Toadily Wasted

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Tim flys when you're having rum. It's 9am and the guy who took this picture of me and 6-6-6: R-o-n-a-l-d  W-i-l-s-o-n R-e-a-g-a-n (no relation to the Anti-christ), was wasted. It could be spring break, but I think he would have been in the 20th grade, Once again, I shot an Andy Warhol with this piece of work G1 phone. Everywhere is famous in 15 minutes... To err is Truman...@ The Little Whitehouse...Dylan's Jokerman MTV had this image of Reagan in it. Out To Launch Buddhah 2.0 I'll have a Ceasar Salad "Make me one with everything" Notes to self: Itch first, scratch L8R Procrastinate Now. Plan spontinuity tomorrow. Nothing happens next.

Key West Alpha Gekkos Toadily Wasted

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Tim flys when you're having rum. It's 9am and the guy who took this picture of me and 6-6-6: R-o-n-a-l-d  W-i-l-s-o-n R-e-a-g-a-n (no relation to the Anti-christ), was wasted. It could be spring break, but I think he would have been in the 20th grade, Once again, I shot an Andy Warhol with this piece of work G1 phone. Everywhere is famous in 15 minutes... To err is Truman...@ The Little Whitehouse...Dylan's Jokerman MTV had this image of Reagan in it. Out To Launch Buddhah 2.0 I'll have a Ceasar Salad "Make me one with everything" Notes to self: Itch first, scratch L8R Procrastinate Now. Plan spontinuity tomorrow. Nothing happens next.

All Thai'd Up-A Year Ago Already

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Fish is now a vegetable I'm in Vegan paradise---Soi Khao San, Bangkok,with one low price guarantee----an economy class ticket to cool, with complimentary mojo on take off.     Coconut Magic I have just redefined what it means to be a Vegan--- thanks to a street vendor who curried up some Padi Thai with octopus and shrimp. We have located the durian smell to this room, please step aside I'm coo coo for Coconuts--- They are anti-viral, anti-fungal and anti-microbial. I'm up to six a day.The water is the purest liquid second only to water itself. It is full of electrolytes, calcium and magnesium. An average size coconut has more potassium (at about 294 mg) than most sports drinks (117 mg). Coconut Water has more food value than whole milk; is a Natural Isotonic Beverage - The same level we have in our blood; and, it contains lauric acid, which is present in human mother's milk. Budweiser may be the King of beers, but Durian is the King Of Fruits . You just can't get fr...

All Thai'd Up-A Year Ago Already

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Fish is now a vegetable I'm in Vegan paradise---Soi Khao San, Bangkok,with one low price guarantee----an economy class ticket to cool, with complimentary mojo on take off.     Coconut Magic I have just redefined what it means to be a Vegan--- thanks to a street vendor who curried up some Padi Thai with octopus and shrimp. We have located the durian smell to this room, please step aside I'm coo coo for Coconuts--- They are anti-viral, anti-fungal and anti-microbial. I'm up to six a day.The water is the purest liquid second only to water itself. It is full of electrolytes, calcium and magnesium. An average size coconut has more potassium (at about 294 mg) than most sports drinks (117 mg). Coconut Water has more food value than whole milk; is a Natural Isotonic Beverage - The same level we have in our blood; and, it contains lauric acid, which is present in human mother's milk. Budweiser may be the King of beers, but Durian is the King Of Fruits . You just ca...

BVI Everywhere Is Famous in15 Minutes-

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” I never think people die. They just go to department stores. “ AW The British Virgin Islands isn’t Nordstrom's, but I’m sure Andy’s soul was there today. as my G1 Google camera phone was possessed by these water-colred painted effects.So I rented a bike and got out of dodge, ..."Driving from the left side of the brain". AND   I Shot Andy Warhol The Warhol has taken over my G1 Google Phone. Just gonna point and shoot. Here in the British Virgin Islands, as Andy's "magic eye" records ..."Land is the best art".  THE  DARTH VADER PROJECT Last Friday In The Bahamas-Bye to Izabela

BVI Everywhere Is Famous in15 Minutes-

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” I never think people die. They just go to department stores. “ AW The British Virgin Islands isn’t Nordstrom's, but I’m sure Andy’s soul was there today. as my G1 Google camera phone was possessed by these water-colred painted effects.So I rented a bike and got out of dodge, ..."Driving from the left side of the brain". AND   I Shot Andy Warhol The Warhol has taken over my G1 Google Phone. Just gonna point and shoot. Here in the British Virgin Islands, as Andy's "magic eye" records ..."Land is the best art".  THE  DARTH VADER PROJECT Last Friday In The Bahamas-Bye to Izabela

I Am St. Maarteen And So Can You-Dijon Vu Same Mustard

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From Monk To Millionaire The Dutch Side-Sint Maarten (again!) Back to the future   Bring More Wear Less! The French Side-SaintMartin Why pay Less?

I Am St. Maarteen And So Can You-Dijon Vu Same Mustard

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From Monk To Millionaire The Dutch Side-Sint Maarten (again!) Back to the future   Bring More Wear Less! The French Side-SaintMartin Why pay Less?

Here Today, Gone to Maui-I built A Time Machine Today

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Reflecting on the year 2007 in Hawaii when the law of attraction was in play,about three years ago to date... "There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction." God made the world, but it's held together with duct tape. Honolulu Duct Tape Sighting! I was stuck in afternoon traffic at Aloha Towers, when the engine cut out on my SAAB 900. I pulled over, as the Japanese tourists enjoying their surf and sun "brain dump" looked on in awe as Adolfus,The Beast started smoking. Would there be life after luau for these temporary colonists, Team Abunai! That's what they were screaming "Danger" in Nihongo. I opened the hood. The battery was on fire, and the cables were melting! This was not on the packaged tour---But Inspector Travelers were about to get an even bigger show when I pulled out the ultimate power tool and made Aloha graduates of them all...Let me splane... The Honolulu Fire and Police came on t...

Happy St Pat's 2day-Have A Guinness!

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Celebrating Early Guinness Storehouse-Dublin 8/24/2009 There's Strength in Wine, Power in Beer, and Bacteria in Water The Perfect Pour

Happy St Pat's 2day-Have A Guinness!

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Celebrating Early Guinness Storehouse-Dublin 8/24/2009 There's Strength in Wine, Power in Beer, and Bacteria in Water The Perfect Pour

Mexico-Yes Is The New No

Eddie Would Go There's a lot of security in traveling and new adventures. Movement has life;change,power.

Mexico-Yes Is The New No

Eddie Would Go There's a lot of security in traveling and new adventures. Movement has life;change,power.

Key West- Everywhere Will Be Famous IN 15 Minutes

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The Andy Warhol Foundation For The Visual Arts My G1 Camera Phone is  acting weird-creating  these Andy Warhol watercolor semi-painted  effects on-the-fly.

Key West- Everywhere Will Be Famous IN 15 Minutes

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The Andy Warhol Foundation For The Visual Arts My G1 Camera Phone is  acting weird-creating  these Andy Warhol watercolor semi-painted  effects on-the-fly.

Caribbean Blue- I'm The Sunscreen

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard...Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel...Stretch. 

Caribbean Blue- I'm The Sunscreen

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard...Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel...Stretch. 

Puerto Rico- Mysterious Cats

In Vietnamese astrology, The Year of the Cat is also called the Year of the Rabbit... It comes every 12 Years and it is supposed to be a stress free year. Why wait until 2011!

Puerto Rico- Mysterious Cats

In Vietnamese astrology, The Year of the Cat is also called the Year of the Rabbit... It comes every 12 Years and it is supposed to be a stress free year. Why wait until 2011!

Top 10 Ed Reif YouTube (recent) World Tour Videos

The future is full of possibilities that I must constantly shoot in the head, because if you want something GR8, you must be able to limit yourself.   #1 BUI: Embracing The Life Forced Upon Me--OMG! WTF? I have nothing in common with myself anymore #2: Insulin Shock and Awe, eating the Celebrity Solstice #3.Ed Reif and James Hopkins; making the world safe for Hypocracy..er ..I mean Democracy in the cradle of Western civilization---Athens, Greece #4 Buddha Boy Ed Reif ---From Monk to Millionaire--- in Sint Maarteen--It ain't much if it ain't Dutch Success is continued enthusiasm despite failure after failure #5.Never go on trips with anyone you do not love #6 You(th) are as young as your spine is flexible. #7 What color is your Parachute Money? #8 I am at one with the chainsaw. British Virgin islands #9 And did we tell you the name of the game, boy We call it Riding the Gravy Train. #10 Ed Reif, former NYU classmate of Alec, and Starter for Team Baldwin, votes for Starbucks toda...

Top 10 Ed Reif YouTube (recent) World Tour Videos

The future is full of possibilities that I must constantly shoot in the head, because if you want something GR8, you must be able to limit yourself.   #1 BUI: Embracing The Life Forced Upon Me--OMG! WTF? I have nothing in common with myself anymore #2: Insulin Shock and Awe, eating the Celebrity Solstice #3.Ed Reif and James Hopkins; making the world safe for Hypocracy..er ..I mean Democracy in the cradle of Western civilization---Athens, Greece #4 Buddha Boy Ed Reif ---From Monk to Millionaire--- in Sint Maarteen--It ain't much if it ain't Dutch Success is continued enthusiasm despite failure after failure #5.Never go on trips with anyone you do not love #6 You(th) are as young as your spine is flexible. #7 What color is your Parachute Money? #8 I am at one with the chainsaw. British Virgin islands #9 And did we tell you the name of the game, boy We call it Riding the Gravy Train. #10 Ed Reif, former NYU classmate of Alec, and Starter for Team Ba...

Miami-Heads And Tales

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Follow The Music

Miami-Heads And Tales

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Follow The Music

Bahamas-Pros and Joes-Montana and DiMaggio

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In football you wear a helmet. In baseball you wear a cap. Baseball has the seventh-inning stretch. Football has the two-minute warning, Baseball has no time limit: "We don't know when it's gonna end!" Football is rigidly timed, and it will end "even if we have to go to sudden death." Think George Carlin-the  alpha male on beta blockers: Click HERE

Bahamas-Pros and Joes-Montana and DiMaggio

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In football you wear a helmet. In baseball you wear a cap. Baseball has the seventh-inning stretch. Football has the two-minute warning, Baseball has no time limit: "We don't know when it's gonna end!" Football is rigidly timed, and it will end "even if we have to go to sudden death." Think George Carlin-the  alpha male on beta blockers: Click HERE