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Archive for July 2009
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What am I on? My bike...
As frequent flyers, we should all get bonus miles for being subjected to Airline toilet stalls. They are, after all, boot camp for what any globtrotter is yet toencounter--everything from Lao holes in the ground to Belgian Bidets . Here in Estonia, the Winner of Bariatric Excellence in an adapted Swedish WC's (Water Closet) motif, goes to a cafe near the old medieval port town of Tallinn It's as if your third eye and your turd eye are one, and you start to believe their own BS:You can sh*t where you eat!
And Finally Potatos Not Prozac: A"sugar addicts" total recovery program.
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Beerfest
As a crackdown by the Kremlin to deter Foreign Tourists(Snake Oil Barons) from abusing alcohol, vendors have raised their prices. Russia is no China, but in California, you can always find a party. In Russia, The Party can always find you.
Jay Walking
In Russia is freedom of speech. In America is also freedom after speech...
Banksters
Whatever happened to the cold-war promise where "Every Soviet family will have its own airplane". Russian banks have gone the way of the dodo
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Many Are Cold, Few Are FrozenChristmas in July---
Global Warming, the 'new religion of First World urban elites' is easier to change than our diet.
Homage to:
Margaret Mead once said, “It is easier to change a man's religion than to change his diet"
Geologist Ian Plimer, the unremitting critic of "anthropogenic global warming" who put the con back in confidence perpetuated by environmentalists.
Go Away Picasso, I'm learning how to Paint
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Das Boot Directors Cut, or The Hunt For Red October-Make the call.From Russia With Love
"You have such nice things in the U.S.—like warning shots!"
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Helsinki From The Air,On the flight from Munich, via Lufthansa: Beer drinking meat eating lumberjacks, the non swimmers, were on the left side of the plane.
What ever happened to QWERTY?
Wow this keyboard is off the chain. All these Umluats and schwas ÖÄŤ ^`´¨ Can't seem find the '@' sign or backwards slashes ' /// 'very easily (Human Factors).
Escaping to prison.
My Boloney has a hundred names
The 170 year old jail at Katajanokka is now a Best Western Premiere...so much for Rock Star Wrecking Hotel Room stuff.
The U E.D. The University of Uncle Ed Food Science division gives a thumbs up to the inventive way they use boloney and sausage in breakfast. I had a near death experience, in a Meet Your Meat sort of way.
The dark brown rye oatmeal with farm fresh butter brought me to my senses. The pickled herring was a reminder that I was no longer in Munich.
Twitter Feed: No naked sauna ppl, but I ate my breakfast http://yfrog.us/715w0z
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From The World Poker Tour, to The World (NOT Poker) Tour
FIRST (June-July)Athens, Greece, Naples, Italy, Messina Sicily, Istanbul, Turkey,Mykonos, Greece, Santorini Greece, Rhodes, Greece, Ephesus, Turkey, Rome, Italy,
NOW (August)Helsinki Finland, St. Petersburg Russia , Tallinn Estonia, Stockholm Sweden , Lubeck (Travemunde) Copenhagen Denmark, Berlin,Germany...
NEXT (August)Oslo Norway, Edinburgh & Scrabster & Oban Scotland, Dublin & Waterford Ireland, Dartmouth U.K., Amsterdam Holland, Kiel Canal Germany...
THEN (September)Barcelona, Spain St. Tropez, France, Monte Carlo Monaco,Florence / Pisa Taormina Sicily, Valletta Malta,Tunis,Mahon Menorca Spain, Palma De Mallorca...
THEN (September)Alexandria, Egypt, Ashdod & Haifa Israel, Limassol Cyprus, Antalya Turkey, Rhodes & Chios & Mykonos,Taormina Sicily, Sorrento,Italy...
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"Leave The Gun. Take the cannolis"
I'm replaying memorable quotes from The Godfather.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer...
Don't ask me about my business, Kay...
,,,Only don't tell me you're innocent. Because it insults my intelligence and makes me very angry...
it was Barzini all along
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