Normal people need three things to travel-Time, Money and Opportunity.
As an abnormal person doing abnormal things---It has never been about resources. You see, I am the Bobby Fisher of resourcefulness, the Cosmo Kramer of planning , the Curious George of predictable unpredictability. >note to self< Rock on man with the yellow hat, rock on.
No matter how low the budget bar gets, I always manage to limbo my way under it. If you think about it, I am the Wilt Chamberlain of shoe-string travel. I'm putting up numbers so unthinkable that normals will never, ever reach them.-300 ports in 365 days.
Why Be A Man When You Can Be A Success?
As the Morgan Freeman of travel writers , if you will. Everyone recognizes me but I never gain any due recognition., Hotel @nyware hasn't exactly been the Edgar Allen Poe of knock-outs, the Emily Dickinson of ground n pound, the Robert Frost of ass-kicking.
It's just me, born with a Ph.D. in throwing junk up against the wall, and seeing what will stick.Looking back, it's been the Colonel Kurtz of experiences. I've gone native and insane so many times, but in a Lance Armstrong Barbara Bush sort of way. Sometimes I am the census taker, sometimes, the cannibal psychiatrist. Roll Tape...
My Top Ten World Tour 2010 YouTube Videos
When a good time turns around, You must whip it , You will never live it down, Unless you whip it. No one gets their way, Until they whip it-Devo
#1 BUI: Embracing The Life Forced Upon Me--OMG! WTF? I have nothing in common with myself anymore
#2: Insulin Shock and Awe, eating the Celebrity Solstice
#3.Acropolis Now-Ed Reif and James Hopkins; making the world safe for Hypocracy..er ..I mean Democracy in the cradle of Western civilization---Athens, Greece
#4 Buddha Boy Ed Reif ---From Monk to Millionaire--- in Sint Maarteen--It ain't much if it ain't Dutch
Success is continued enthusiasm despite failure after failure#5.The Importance Of Being Ernest (Hemingway) without having ever read him-Never go on trips with anyone you do not love
#6 You(th) are as young as your spine is flexible.
#7 What color is your Parachute Money?
#8 I am at one with the chainsaw. British Virgin islands
#9 Have A Cigar-And did we tell you the name of the game, boy We call it Riding the Gravy Train.
#10 Put That Coffee Down-Ed Reif, former NYU classmate of Alec, and Starter for Team Baldwin, votes for Starbucks today, where life changes instantly, as he drinks from a paper cup.
Honorable Mention#1 Regular-- Kissing a stingray while being filmed in Grand Cayman Islands Extra Crispy- Going out old school Steve Irwin Style-Being fatally pierced in the chest by a stingray barb while filming in GB Reef
#2 Eminem has 8 Mile, Bob Marley, the small village of 9 mile... Bob,just sMILE.
#3 Container Cargo Cult Madness