San Juan-.Wish You Were Here
Foreign Land · Old San Juan
Oh, by the way, which one’s Pink?
Third-hand smoker, second-hand smoker—I graduated today to first-hand smoker.
“When I was in San Juan, I experimented with cigars a time or two, and I didn’t like it. I didn’t inhale and never tried it again.” Ed Reif
The Threshold
One cigar. One willing accomplice.
A small transaction in Old San Juan becomes a first-hand field note.
Acknowledgment
I would like to thank Pedro Pablo Peña, from Old San Juan, who took a chance on an unknown vegan endurance athlete with off-the-chain VO2 max scores and sold him his first El Borinqueño cigar.
Acceptance Speech
I accept the Philip Morris Throat Kazoo Newbie Award in the COPD tobacco category in the name of all those who have given their time, money, and lives to the industry!
Video Dispatch
The evidence from San Juan
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Old San Juan · Field Recording
First-hand smoke, preserved without Flash
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The Asymmetric Equation
Third-Hand Smoke + Second-Hand Smoke + One El Borinqueño = A First-Hand StoryOld San Juan supplied the cigar. The disclaimer supplied the alibi.