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Copenhagen-And I Say To Myself

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It's A Wonderful World in the Frank Capra movie called Denmark. I see friends shaking hands, saying, "How do you do?" They really saying, "I love you!" Hair Today. Gone Tomorrow You know what happens every time a bell rings....an angel gets its wings. You know what happens to your hair as you accrue more TOE, Time On Earth...Every good hour on it you have, you lose one. Shaving your head perfectly bald,  then, is a bit of fake-it-till-you-make-it- until all the lies get washed away by the truth. When you third eye and your turd eye are at one, and you start to believe your own BS. You are afterall, what you pretend to be. Don't worry. Be happy.. What you believe is real will be real in its consequences Cut and pasted from, The Thomas Theorem-If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences . Location : O2 26-28, 1050 Copenhagen,

Oslo-You Know Where It's @

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Imagine Whirled Peas I didn't wake up this morning. I came to---here in Oslo, home of the Nobel Peace Prize where in a perfect world, chickens get to cross the road without having their motives questioned.  The prestige, the impact of winning a Nobel, I'd kill for one! I have good chemistry, maybe I could get one in that category too. I think, therefore I am under qualified for these awards as well: Oscar for Best Cinematography, 2010 Cy Young Award, International Air Guitar Championship, Ernest Hemingway Look-a-Like Contest, Midwestern Regional Sales Leader For Sub Zero Refrigerators, Blue Ribbon at the Texas State Fair for Best Corn Relish, Little Miss San Diego, Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Award for "Best Kiss', Latin Grammy for Best Salsa Album, Best In Show-Westminster Dog Show. Do the Math-Somebody First, Then Nobody When everything in your life is as logical as math, things start to add up. For instance, take my theorm: Nobody is perfect after a...

Norway What Doesn't Kill You

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It only ends once-anything before that is just progress Rewriting the dictionary of superlatives-maginficient, stunning, breathtaking, spectacular, awesome just won't do. Stunning and rejuvenating will have to. Science is the belief in the ignorance of the experts. In fact, ignorance is bliss here in Northern Europe.There is no global warming! The water is too cold to go swimming :(. It is not the fall, but the sudden stop at the bottom that gets you. What does not kill me, makes me stronger. Friedrich Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols... And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. Location : 5745 Aurland,

Norway What Doesn't Kill You

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It only ends once-anything before that is just progress Rewriting the dictionary of superlatives-maginficient, stunning, breathtaking, spectacular, awesome just won't do. Stunning and rejuvenating will have to. Science is the belief in the ignorance of the experts. In fact, ignorance is bliss here in Northern Europe.There is no global warming! The water is too cold to go swimming :(. It is not the fall, but the sudden stop at the bottom that gets you. What does not kill me, makes me stronger. Friedrich Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols... And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. Location : 5745 Aurland,

Germany-Wayfarer I Want My Taste

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Regular Warnemünde vs Extra Crispy Copenhagen Voted as one of the ten English words that were hardest to translate-Serindipity, I call it good luck. I am  big fan of the extraordinary role that luck plays in all our lives-big luck,small luck, good luck. Luck is an art.  We are like  fish, the last ones to know we are in the water,and  most of the time we swim right past luck , and we're looking in any direction but where luck is.  We all get those moments, however, where we know  how to look in the right direction Despite an itinerary, it is hard to think about the linear calander and plan. Anyone who knows about their own past, knows the pattern has been lucky. The key in life is not knowing where you are going, but to prepare your character for those wonderous moments of serindipity; and when they occur, you can listen to your heart and know what it is you need to do. BTDT I am no Indiana Jones, but North America, Europe, Asia, The Middle East-Been t...

Germany-Wayfarer I Want My Taste

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Regular Warnemünde vs Extra Crispy Copenhagen Voted as one of the ten English words that were hardest to translate-Serindipity, I call it good luck. I am  big fan of the extraordinary role that luck plays in all our lives-big luck,small luck, good luck. Luck is an art.  We are like  fish, the last ones to know we are in the water,and  most of the time we swim right past luck , and we're looking in any direction but where luck is.  We all get those moments, however, where we know  how to look in the right direction Despite an itinerary, it is hard to think about the linear calander and plan. Anyone who knows about their own past, knows the pattern has been lucky. The key in life is not knowing where you are going, but to prepare your character for those wonderous moments of serindipity; and when they occur, you can listen to your heart and know what it is you need to do. BTDT I am no Indiana Jones, but North America, Europe, Asia, The Middle Eas...

Russian Federation

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The statue is the saint, the map is the territory, the menu is the meal: Saint Petersburg  remains a museum, open from 8:00 AM to 5:00 PM.

Russian Federation

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The statue is the saint, the map is the territory, the menu is the meal: Saint Petersburg  remains a museum, open from 8:00 AM to 5:00 PM.

Beautiful Tallinn, Estonia

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Go East Young Man   When was the last time you even thought about Estonia, the worlds first post commie Nordic  country? Guess what? It’s a place. People live there, very beautiful ppl,especially the  Baltic girls. Yes, they are attractive. Yes, they are hip and trendy, yes they might be the most beautiful woman in world, but for tourists, there are the castles and churches. Tallinn, for instance, is a very well preserved medieval city. It is our Baltic port of call again.  Ernest Hemingway has written that in every port in the world, at least one Estonian can be found. There are plenty of them here! You cannot make soup out of beauty. Estonian Proverb

Beautiful Tallinn, Estonia

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Go East Young Man   When was the last time you even thought about Estonia, the worlds first post commie Nordic  country? Guess what? It’s a place. People live there, very beautiful ppl,especially the  Baltic girls. Yes, they are attractive. Yes, they are hip and trendy, yes they might be the most beautiful woman in world, but for tourists, there are the castles and churches. Tallinn, for instance, is a very well preserved medieval city. It is our Baltic port of call again.  Ernest Hemingway has written that in every port in the world, at least one Estonian can be found. There are plenty of them here! You cannot make soup out of beauty. Estonian Proverb

The Geirangerfjord-Mother Nature and Father Time Are Effing Special

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Geirangerfjord Field Notes · The Elixir Mindless Purity Putting the odd back in God, one fjord, one epiphany, and one random kayak stroke at a time. See Full Image Show Text Ordinary World The Call Answer the Call Foreign Land Trials The Elixir Narrow Road to the Interior 4 Seasons in One Day Mother Nature Laughs Out Loud Life Is Forever I’m past the point of no return. I’ll just concern myself with the best way of moving forward. Signal 01 Mindless Purity Putting the odd back in God. Before Norway, Earth Goddess was just a yuppie salad dressing you could buy at Whole Foods. I never thought people died. They just went to organic health food stores... and that Japanese guy who always wins the hot dog...

The Geirangerfjord-Mother Nature and Father Time Are Effing Special

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Geirangerfjord Field Notes · The Elixir Mindless Purity Putting the odd back in God, one fjord, one epiphany, and one random kayak stroke at a time. See Full Image Show Text Ordinary World The Call Answer the Call Foreign Land Trials The Elixir Narrow Road to the Interior 4 Seasons in One Day Mother Nature Laughs Out Loud Life Is Forever I’m past the point of no return. I’ll just concern myself with the best way of moving forward. Signal 01 Mindless Purity Putting the odd back in God. Before Norway, Earth Goddess was just a yuppie salad dressing you could buy at Whole Foods. I never thought people died. They just went to organic health food stores... and that Japanese guy who always wins the hot dog...

Denmark Bring Out The Bikes!

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Hold My Bike While I Kiss Your Girlfriend Not riding a bike in Copenhagen is like not kissing someone in Paris. Cést la vie. If Paris is the City of Lights , then Copenhagen is the City of Cycles .There are 1.7 million people here and 1.7 million bicycles. Cylcing is not a moral manifesto or Carbon Offset.  Although some would argue for putting warning labels on cars,Danes ride their rusty garden gates to get to places. When it take 15 minutes to find your bike at the train station, you know you are in Denmark. Mine is easy to spot-It is a new-my bike-is-heavier-than-yours-one.

Denmark Bring Out The Bikes!

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Hold My Bike While I Kiss Your Girlfriend Not riding a bike in Copenhagen is like not kissing someone in Paris. Cést la vie. If Paris is the City of Lights , then Copenhagen is the City of Cycles .There are 1.7 million people here and 1.7 million bicycles. Cylcing is not a moral manifesto or Carbon Offset.  Although some would argue for putting warning labels on cars,Danes ride their rusty garden gates to get to places. When it take 15 minutes to find your bike at the train station, you know you are in Denmark. Mine is easy to spot-It is a new-my bike-is-heavier-than-yours-one.

Germany-The Sun Also Rises

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It´s Alway Sunrise Somewhere I am in Warnemunde but this photo needs no interpretation.  There is a malignant optimism in watching the sun rise, breathing in the cool baltic sea air. Another 24 hours in the time factory,where everyone slaves away earning enough love to break their own chains. Narrow Road To The Interior Beauty on the rise. Golden fire from the East. Someone notices. "We call it football" We all have strength enough to endure the misfortunes of others--Germany is out of the World Cup. I´m doing half-assed job as a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind, explaining soccer to Americans. Basically, everything was  complicated by the presence of the opposite team (Spain).

Germany-The Sun Also Rises

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It´s Alway Sunrise Somewhere I am in Warnemunde but this photo needs no interpretation.  There is a malignant optimism in watching the sun rise, breathing in the cool baltic sea air. Another 24 hours in the time factory,where everyone slaves away earning enough love to break their own chains. Narrow Road To The Interior Beauty on the rise. Golden fire from the East. Someone notices. "We call it football" We all have strength enough to endure the misfortunes of others--Germany is out of the World Cup. I´m doing half-assed job as a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind, explaining soccer to Americans. Basically, everything was  complicated by the presence of the opposite team (Spain).

Sweden--Taste of the Midnight Sun

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Stockholm / 1996 / A Digital Awakening The Call The Power of New How Sweden, a bicycle, an English bookstore, and one free Hotmail account rewired an analog traveler for a digital life. Ordinary World The Call Answer the Call Foreign Land Trials The Elixir How Swede It Is A Stockholm digital awakening and Nordic adventure: the time enjoyed wasting was not wasted time. “Travelling is like flirting with life. It’s like saying, I wanna love you, but I have to go; this is just the way it is .” The Asymmetric Equation Awareness + Friction = Signal New places slow time down long enough for new ideas to arrive. Field Note 01 Welcome to Sweden Welcome to Sweden, with a reputation for extreme winters, the safest cars on Earth (see my SAAB story ) and ABBA. I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to the Swedes than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is...starting with a bike tour. Movement Stockholm’s Cycling Paradise My Tractor’s Sexy...

Sweden--Taste of the Midnight Sun

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Stockholm / 1996 / A Digital Awakening The Call The Power of New How Sweden, a bicycle, an English bookstore, and one free Hotmail account rewired an analog traveler for a digital life. Ordinary World The Call Answer the Call Foreign Land Trials The Elixir How Swede It Is A Stockholm digital awakening and Nordic adventure: the time enjoyed wasting was not wasted time. “Travelling is like flirting with life. It’s like saying, I wanna love you, but I have to go; this is just the way it is .” The Asymmetric Equation Awareness + Friction = Signal New places slow time down long enough for new ideas to arrive. Field Note 01 Welcome to Sweden Welcome to Sweden, with a reputation for extreme winters, the safest cars on Earth (see my SAAB story ) and ABBA. I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to the Swedes than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is...starting with a bike tour. Movement Stockholm’s Cycling Paradise My Tractor’s Sexy...