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| As long as you have an equal number of take-offs and landings, you're doing fine! |
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| We're AmeriCANS not AmeriCANT'S |
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| I'm on land but Is The Dead Sea Clay Mask going overboard? |
300 Reasons you might be a Redneck... Thank you Jeff Foxworthy! Now I have to decide "You know you have been in Saudi Arabia too long when....
1. You don't see any problem with a goat riding in the passenger seat.
2.You think being liberated means sitting in the female section
3.You expect to go to jail when a local national hits the back of your car at a stop sign.
4. You think a red light is just a "suggestion."
5.You resign your position a year in advance
