Pop Secret Tales From The Cancer Chronicles
Sequel to the Killer Tomatoes meets Erin Brockovich movie---It's Death by Popcorn:
TAGLINE:Jolly Time for Americon lawyers looking for the next Big Tobacco. Public Pretenders go medieval on Big Popcorn ConAgra.NYSE: CAG. Product Liability law suits up the ying yang.
Popcorn is the new asbestos. $100 million has already been paid out.
Votes have been counted: And the winner of the Philip Morris Throat Kazoo in a smokeless catagory goes to Orville Redenbacher. Accepting on his behalf is Wayne Watson.
You could take an entire day of unhealthy binge eating--bacon and eggs breakfast, a Big Mac and fries for lunch, and a texas corn-fed-steak dinner combined and it wouldn't match the artery clogging fat it in a single serving of micro popcorn.
Let's check the stats:
iller" Micro Pop, in all public places, led by SAHM Laurie David---whose only claim to
fame is being the former sex partner of Larry David who helped create Seinfeld. Her job was to love Larry. Now she can join the ranks of the under-employed wives at Sky Bar.
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TAGLINE:Jolly Time for Americon lawyers looking for the next Big Tobacco. Public Pretenders go medieval on Big Popcorn ConAgra.NYSE: CAG. Product Liability law suits up the ying yang.
Popcorn is the new asbestos. $100 million has already been paid out.
Votes have been counted: And the winner of the Philip Morris Throat Kazoo in a smokeless catagory goes to Orville Redenbacher. Accepting on his behalf is Wayne Watson.
Flavor Flav Detox
Holy Orville Redenbacher Batman! Exposure to fumes from the artifically butter-flavored agent diacetyl in microwave popcorn is risky business for acquiring a pulmonary disease often called popcorn lung.Warning: Symptoms of Popcorn lung--Can't breathe!
We can't live without electricity, our cell phones, the internet, but popcorn, that ubiquitous workplace snack, will go the way of the vinyl records--into obscurity.My Fluorochemical Romance
Microwavable popcorn is loaded with insanely unhealthy saturated trans fats and franken-food- artificial flavors; not to mention the cancer bag it comes in, coated in Dupont grease-resistant paper chemicals ---perfluorooctanoic. The EPA identifies PFOA's as a big "C" carcinogen. You could take an entire day of unhealthy binge eating--bacon and eggs breakfast, a Big Mac and fries for lunch, and a texas corn-fed-steak dinner combined and it wouldn't match the artery clogging fat it in a single serving of micro popcorn.
Let's check the stats:
1 large bag of buttered microwaved popcorn =
4 Big Macs
11 slices of Pizza Hut Pizza
8 16oz bags of pretzels
50oz of T-Bone steak
16 pounds of chicken breast
11 slices of Pizza Hut Pizza
8 16oz bags of pretzels
50oz of T-Bone steak
16 pounds of chicken breast
The Enthusiasm Is Gone
The People's Republic Of Santa Monica will be the first city to ban the "silent k
iller" Micro Pop, in all public places, led by SAHM Laurie David---whose only claim to fame is being the former sex partner of Larry David who helped create Seinfeld. Her job was to love Larry. Now she can join the ranks of the under-employed wives at Sky Bar. Larry
Oh Honey, look at the product label ingredients-Diacetyl. I'll have a butter... one of those butter bullshit things. You know, whatever you want, some butter bullshit popcorn thing. Whatever you got.
LaurieLarry
Yummy! Let's not go there. I rather read one of your colon cancer brochures.popcorn lung cancer asbestos Orville Redenbacher
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