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Posted by Ed Reif» on - - 4 comments»

In a Hail Mary effort to remind the public that the 79 year-old - school entertainer is not dead yet, parody maverick Carol Burnett has sued the Simpson-lite cartoon, Family Guy (FG) for $2 million dollars.

Following in the footsteps of Generation-Rx Lawyer Howard K. Stern of taking tragedy to the bank: Burnett's legal team---who successfully sued and won a case against The Enquirer --- will not get a penny this time around. Protected under parody=fair use, and under existing copyright law, this case will be thrown out. More than that, does anybody really think Carol actually watches the mean- spirited Family Guy.

The last time anyone was interested in all things Harvey Korman -Tim Conway -Carol Burnett and her G-rated satires "As The Stomach Turns" and "Starlet O'Hara", was the middle ages of the 1960.

Since her fan base are all senile in Nursing homes now, in the words of Stewie Griffen, she should be DAMN GRATEFUL FOR THE OPPORTUNITY!!! for the 18 seconds of honorable mention.

The lady janitor character's cameo spoof on the Family Guy episode "Peterotica" introduced Burnett to a whole new generation of potential fans. When was the last time you thought about Carol Burnett and her signature ear tug?

On Behalf of Fox Television Network, and Seth MacFarlane, Hotel @nyware would like to personally thank the Carol Burnett Dream Team for spiking sales up a notch for Family Guy DVD Volume 4.

Look for The Carol Burnett Show Greatest- Hits Show-Stoppers collecters edition DVD to go into overdrive on a late night Guthy Renker Ron Popiel infomercial.

It's
only $9.99.

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4 Responses so far.

  1. saskboy says:

    I liked Burnett a bit, but it's been years since I'd heard of her. I doubt many people my age even know who she is. If she's suing Family Guy she's an idiot.

  2. Proof says:

    Now it turns out that someone does an 18 sec parody of one of her characters from...30 years back? More?? And she wants to… sue! Sheesh! You’d think she’d appreciate the free publicity!

  3. Live out your retirement, devise another way to get into the public spotlight. Four hundred years from now, your depiction of the cleaning lady will not be in the same category as Shakespeare’s Hamlet. I

  4. Funny lady hates funny show