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"Honey, I Shrunk The Paper"

Newspapers are going on a diet this week, in an effort to be slimmer, more targeted,--The Wall Street Journal and USA Today got smaller in a few days. The Los Angeles Times lost a few pounds. The New York Times is planning to do the Body For Life Challange. At the Chicago Tribune is joining the club. As the readership declines, moving to tabloid style is a cost cutting measure that could save the Journal, for instance, $18 million a year. Too bad nobody really gets their news from a hard copy anymore. We'll be talking about news rather than newspapers in the next year as Trend20007 predicts the death of the 7 day a week newspaper.

Who needs a 7 day a week, 365 day a year paper anymore? These papers have to be comfortable taking photos, using video and audio and mixing it up because there are so many other ways to get news. They should just phase out Mondays,Tuesdays, and Saturdays anyway, and focus on Friday and Sunday editions.

The real deal on trimming the fat...

“Dude, You Are So Not Pregnant... I wouldn't call you fat, but I wouldn't call you thin either. Besides, a little extra weight looks good on you”. By the way,guys do not talk to each other like this. Yet,for guys,size does matter.

We’re special because we’re American,.because it feels so good, likesome personal, copyrighted Act of Creation, the gold standard. the invisible inheritance and artery clogging rants of The West against the rest. It’s dietary racism. The Hamburger is a meat nazi. the fascist gun in the west. This is our brain on French Fries.

Mobile phones are 400 times dirtier than your toilet seat. I still rather lick a toilet seat at a Yankee Stadium restroom, then eat a bolony sandwich.My bolony has a hundred names.

Tomorrow will not be cancelled due to lack of interest. Life happens everyday for Joe Six Pack and Vinnie-bag-a-Donuts. Their favorite food is seconds. Coffee is their cup of tea. Their favorite animal is steak. They think beef jerky could quite possibly be the mostv perfect food on the planet. “ Vegetables are for wimps ” “Besides, nobody really cares if lentils got tangled up in a tuna net."

What’s next Joe ? Caffeine donuts? Is that what you want? To be able to stay awake during your bypass operation?

Stressed and spelt backwards that’s dessert. It's easier to change your religion than your diet.

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  1. Bob G says:

    last newspaper published will be 2043 - people still need the weather in print, the comics in color, and something to hold when going - favorite food - seconds...HA!- gotta love commentary on Yankee Stadium

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